You wanna be on top?!

Last night was another great episode of America's Next Top Model. The models were dressed up as freaks in a freak show, which was great, except that most of the freaks were totally made up like "Elephant nose woman" and "Bird face" and "I have a really hot model body but a really old wrinkly face woman." The twins were obviously done up to be conjoined twins. They look really sad in this picture.

Of course all of the girls are beautiful, but some of them, for the life of them just can't take a good picture. How can you be so pretty and just not photograph that well? That doesn't make sense to me, but it happens every week. The person that got kicked off this week, Megg, is one of those people.

It also doesn't help that she looked like a bearded Mona Lisa in this photo. Did anyone else notice this?

My favorites are still Anchal and A.J. Anchal is naturally gorgeous and not stick thin, but she doesn't know what to do in front of the camera. A.J. will probably win because she's thin, but not scary Posh Spice thin, and she takes awesome photographs.

Here's A.J. as a cannibal in this week's freak show and Anchal from a few weeks ago in a photo she didn't do too bad in.

Now that song is stuck in my head. "You wanna be on top? Na nana nananuh, na nana nananuh, na nana nananuh, you wanna be on top? top... toppp..."